mother: get off the computer
me: *makes chewbacca noise*
Magic must defeat magic!
AI YAAAAAAAAA
WAN MOOOOOOORE THING
Perfection.
the sounds i made were inhuman
Another Love Song
-Insane Clown Posse-
Yeah, I mean I hear what you’re sayin
I mean you got carried away in the moment
And I could forgive you…..(uhm…)I could do that
I could do anything if I wanted
I could buy you a Lexus truck
With a white leather interior (I could)
I could kill off some bears and dogs and shit
Just to make you a fur coat
I could love you and treat you with class(oh yeah)
And have babies falling all out your ass
But thinkin about that(uhuh)
I feel I’d rather kill you
Cuz I got you in my car
You ain’t goin nowhere bitch, your dead
I’d rather cut that neck in half
I’d rather choke out that bitch ass
I’d rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie (right) {2x}
I could take all the face paint off
And get a real job workin for your dad (i could)
I’d much rather take a 10 pound axe
And stick it yo daddies forehead
I could let you move into my house(oh yeah)
You’d fuck the neighbor everytime I go out
And wipe his nut on my pillow (oh)
But I think I’d rather kill you
Cuz we parked all alone
In this here dark alleyway, hey
I’d rather cut that neck in half
I’d rather choke out that bitch ass
I’d rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie(right) {2x}
I’m the one that killed your precious cat
And stuffed ‘em in your fuckin mailbox
If I only hadn’t cut off my hair,
I’d choke you with all my dred locks
When I scream at the moon every night(ahaa!)
You shoulda known somethin just ain’t right
Cuz I’m gonna slap you(bitch)
And then I’m going to kill you
Cuz the moon told me to
And it’s watching us right now
I’d rather cut that neck in half
I’d rather choke out that bitch ass
I’d rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie (right) {2x}
I could go back to school instead
And try to get my diploma
I’d much rather bang your head in a wall
Until you fall into a coma
Cuz I can’t get you outta my head
I’d cut my head off but then I would be dead
And I ain’t the only motherfucker thats dying
So lets just die together
I’d rather cut that neck in half
I’d rather choke out that bitch ass
I’d rather chop and never stop
Because you fucked my homie (lets just die together)(4x)
Help Me!
I want to help my boyfriend sell 10 of these prints today from his Etsy shop.
All of the ones shown above are $5 each. If you have a few bucks to spare on some cool art, please follow the link. He has more prints available, biger sizes and original art too.
Can you help me get 10 of his prints sold today? He has been bummed for 2 weeks because sales have been so slow and he just moved. This would really cheer him up and when he is happy it puts a smile on my face too :)
Please REBLOG if you know people who would like his art!
Thank you!
http://www.etsy.com/shop/chuckhodi?section_id=10536334&page=1
Antici……..pation
“All those fucking zombies, I lost him. And there ain’t no getting him back, so I’m looking for a new home.”
Flip
I missed you sooooo much! Rawr.
Wait. do you even have a tumblr, bro?!
A long lost friend! 8’D
I can share more of my love!!!
Reblog if you had no idea mooses were this big.
reblog if you had no idea no one knows the plural form of moose
reblog if meese
Meese if reblog if meeses moose mice moose
mooseblog if mices mooses meese mouse.
Moose.
Reblog if you thought of none of the above
Reblog if Jared Padalecki
The plural for moos is obviously Padaleki
